Sunday, August 31, 2008

The First Annual Board Game, Movie Night!

There we were, isolated in Danny's basement from the hours of 6:30 to 10:30.

I arrived a little later, as I needed to print out a script and prepare the camera incase we did any shooting (we didn't except for the video below, but nothing official).  

We started off the night by watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, which was quite a nice movie.  Then we played some Scattergories.  Now I bet you're thinking why not brainstorm, well board games are brainstorming for cool kids.  Playing creative games that stimulate the mind create some pretty humorous situations.  I'd give examples of the nights events, but I think I'll skip it incase we decide to use any of the events that popped up.

Yours until later,
Kevin Cole

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." -Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 

A Special Thanks

To those of you who avoided Disaster Move, it opened in 6th in the Box Office (Halet 2 wasn't in the top 10, which is a shame, we saw it and it was hillarious).  Hopefully Disaster Movie will be out of the top 10 by the end of the next weekend.  hopefully word will spread that it's #1 on IMDB's bottom 100 films (ever)

But don't stop there, from what I've heard there's a Scary Movie 5 coming out this fall (you have to be an IMDBpro to see the page).  Either way, don't see that either.  

One day, something sweet will happen,

Kevin Cole

Friday, August 29, 2008

An open letter to movie goers...

Dear movie goers of this day,
Today marks to opening of, need I say, the disaster of another Friedburg/Seltzer "movie".  And from the looks of it we've reached an all time low in the movie industry.  In case you haven't noticed these guys have an AWFUL follow up in the critics corner, and AWFUL follow up from the people who've seen the films.  The trailer's not funny, and I can GUARANTEE the movie's even worse.  Please I beg of you, skip this movie and save your self 10 dollars and an hour and a half of your life.  Why does this even exist I wonder?  Because people went to see Meet the Spartans, and it grossed over 8 million, Hopefully those of you have learned your lesson.  There's plenty of better films out already, and if you really want to see a movie, see one you haven't or re-watch one.  DON'T go to see Disaster movie.  Here, have a review based on the trailer ( I really like this guys reviews by the way),

In his review of "Sex Drive" which went up yesterday, he said he was seeing the midnight showing of Disaster Movie, but he wasn't paying because he had a free pass for a movie.  Well he has yet to post the review, and I'm worried this movie killed him.  Kinda like the lady who had a heart attack during The Passion Of The Christ and died (too soon?  I think not).  If it didn't kill him when the review goes up, I'll post it.

So I continue to beg you, DON'T SEE DISASTER MOVIE!!!  I said that the Plot of Death Race was in the title (Death Race, that's the plot).  Well the review for Disaster Movie is also in the title.

Don't See Disaster Movie,
Kevin Cole.
PS. DON'T!!!
PPS.  I know for a fact the entire crew agrees with me on this one.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008


Welcome to the Official blog of Totally Illogical Films.  Here you will find the bloggings of Totally Illogical Films, find out what's up, and stay up to date on the movies.

Originally, I had planned to make this a Word Press page, but Word Press won't let us embed Funny or Die videos, and we've decided to really pull for that site above Youtube or Myspace.  (sorry wordpress, you have many advantages, but lacked one we really needed).

So here it is, the blog of Totally Illogical Films, a film "company" based in Frederick, MD currently with 4 main members...
  • Kevin Cole
  • Brad Rosen
  • Danny French
  • Shane Anderson
So sit back, read up, and watch some movies, you won't be disappointed.  So below we have our two existing films...

I'll Bring My Own Rope (uncut)
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Heroin... It's Just Bad
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So, there you have it, if you laughed please be so kind as to click vote (the blue button in the lower right hand corner, and select funny).  Okay, the page cuts off about 90% of the VOTE button, but you can still get it, just look for a little bit of blue off to the lower right.  If you can't find it, click on the video and goto and vote there.

Don't call me shirley,
Kevin Cole.